Cast: Wiseman Alpha, Wiseman Delta, Wiseman Zeta, and Narrator (may be one of the wisemen).

NARRATOR: The Shepards made it to Bethlehem the night Jesus was born. The Magi didn’t show up until almost two years later. Why? Obviously, they were time travelers.

[Wise men on stage, all wearing sunglasses] Z: Wiseman Alpha, what is the status of our current position? A: Lost, Wiseman Zeta. Z: Delta, where is our map? D: Eaten by a camel, sir. Z: No matter, I’ll just use my device from the future to locate our current position… It says “GPS cannot find satellites.” A: I told you no good could come of time travel D: You lost our camels in the space-time continuum! Z: Maybe if I was to just go forward briefly and bring back a satellite… Z & A: NO! A: I’m hungry. Z: Our food was on the camels. It’s a good thing we saved our gifts. A: I wonder what Myrrh tastes like. D: They use that for making mummies, don’t they? A: Frankincense looks like dried fruit… D: Eww. Z [pointing]: Great Scott! There’s the star again! A: How did we miss it? Z: …Because we were walking the opposite direction. A: And there’s a palace! They keep kings in those, don’t they? We’re looking for a king. D: Isn’t the current king a mass murder or something? Z: I see no way in which this plan could fail. A: I’m sure it will be fine. A, D & Z: Onward!